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Why did the navy uniform have buttons in the front of their fly.It was a table cloth for the Army

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After a marine and a sailor use a public restroom, only the sailor washes his hands. When the sailor asks the marine don't they teach you to wash your hands in the Marines after using a public restroom?" The marine answered "don't they teach you not to pee on your hands in the Navy?!"

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Generals from the Army, Marines and Air Force and an Admiral of the Navy we discussing which branch was toughest. The Air Force General took the others aboard a bomber and when it reached altitude he commanded an Airman to jump without a Para shoot. Sir yes Sir!" was his answer. The Airman falls to his death. On the Army Base the General instructs a Private to stand in front of a tank and stop it bare handed. To which he said "Sir yes Sir!" He was run over and killed. On the Marine Base

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An airforce officer and a army officer enter the head and proceed to use the urinals. The army officer finishes first and starts to leave the latrine when, the airforce officer yells. At the airforce academy they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate. The army officer replys: that's ok, at west point they teach us not to piss on our hands

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This Sergeant worried about everything. Then one day the other Sergeants in his unit heard him whistling happily and looking noticeably relaxed. What happened?" they asked him in astonishment. He said

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After a ship full of military men sank, an army, marine, navy, airforce managed to stay alive in a tiny float fit for 1. But because of their weight, 3 should sacrifice and jump into the water. Navy man shouted go navy" and jumped

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When Napoleon Bonaparte led his army into battle, he wore a red uniform so that, if he was wounded, the blood would not show and his troops would not lose their nerve. With that in mind, do you know why Navy officers and Chiefs wear brown trousers?

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At a pet store an old lady picked out a parrot for a pet. The pet store owner cautioned her the parrot had belonged to a Sailor and may say a few bad words. He told her the strap attatched to its leg is attatched to a bracelet on her arm, if the bird says a dirty word, whirl the bird around her arm and he'll stop. After having no problems with her pet, one Sunday she decided to take the bird to Church. After about 30 minutes the bird got restless and squawked out loud, It's damned hot."

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Prvt Andrews entered the service on July 17th 1958. On the the first day he was issued a comb. That afternoon his head was shaved. On the second day he was issued a tooth brush. That afternoon the post dentist pulled two of his teeth. On the third day he was issued a jock strap...Prvt Andrews was never seen or heard from again.

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So these two marines are driving down the street one a lieutenant and one a private. the private tells the lietenany that he was rescued from a pow camp by the navy. The lietenant looks over and says well that doesn't make much sense the navy doesn't work with the corp. The private looks at him and says how was being a pow for half the war.

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You know what ARMY stands for? Aren't Ready for Marines Yet.

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A Army Wife and a Navy wife were at the annual Army/Navy football game where they had 50 yard seats! After the game, The Army wife asked the Navy wife How did she like the game? Navy wife replied, it was ok, but kinda rough over a coin. Puzzled, the Army wife asked Coin? Yea, said the Navy Wife, you know, they had a coin toss before the game got started, and all during the game all you heard was GET THE QUARTER BACK!!!"

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