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ARMY: A Recruiter Misled You

One day a general came into town. “Everyone obey me!” he yelled. But the towns people all just shrugged. Then the general yelled again “do push ups!”. The towns people just shrugged again. Wait a minute, is everyone married? Then the townspeople’s wives looked out the window. Wink wink.

Sgt. Charles came into the bunk and and was so disgusted by the smell of the recruits that he barfed all over his boots. “Get up you sacks of lazy bones” he bellowed. No one moved. He was in the privy!

U.S.M.C.= United States Mommy's Crybabies

The meaning of U.S.M.C. is: United States Misguided Children

The ARMY said to the marines. Eat the apple and the Hell with the Corp

The True Meaning of the ARMY. Ain't Reject Marine Yet. When do you become a reject marine. When you join the marines

What 1SGT's live for... One night here in Iraq, a 1LT went to visit the 1SGT for a chat in his living area. The LT entered the room and placed his weapon against the corner. He left about 15-20 minutes later (weapon NOT in hand) The 1SGT patiently waited about 30 minutes to see if the LT would get his ‘defecation in sequence’. Then, the 1SGT proceeded to disassemble the LT’s weapon and distributed the parts among the living areas of the rest of the unit. “Don’t you just love it when a 1SGT Training Plan comes together…

AIR FORCE = Air For Comfortable Enlistees OR Air For Completely Entitled. ARMY = Aren’t Ready for Marines Yet. NAVY = Never Again Volunteer Yourself. MARINE = Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential

What is the difference between a French kiss and Australian kiss. Its down under.

The true meaning of army: Aren’t Ready for Marines Yet

The Marines are looking for a Few Good Men! but the Navy already has them!!