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Military jokes
A collection of jokes shared across every branch and era.
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The ARMY said to the marines. Eat the apple and the Hell with the Corp
JokeThe True Meaning of the ARMY. Ain't Reject Marine Yet. When do you become a reject marine. When you join the marines
JokeWhat 1SGT's live for... One night here in Iraq, a 1LT went to visit the 1SGT for a chat in his living area. The LT entered the room and placed his weapon against the corner. He left about 15-20 minutes later (weapon NOT in hand) The 1SGT patiently waited about 30 minutes to see if the LT would get his ‘defecation in sequence’. Then, the 1SGT proceeded to disassemble the LT’s weapon and distributed the parts among the living areas of the rest of the unit. “Don’t you just love it when a 1SGT Training Plan comes together…
JokeAIR FORCE = Air For Comfortable Enlistees OR Air For Completely Entitled. ARMY = Aren’t Ready for Marines Yet. NAVY = Never Again Volunteer Yourself. MARINE = Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential
JokeWhat is the difference between a French kiss and Australian kiss. Its down under.
JokeThe Marines are looking for a Few Good Men! but the Navy already has them!!
JokeDo you know how you can tell a Marine is standing on level ground? There is drool coming out of both sides of his mouth!
JokeY don't Marines die .... Cuz they went through hell and multiplied hoorah
JokeYou've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as Area 51?" Well
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