Military Joke

What 1SGT's live for... One night here in Iraq, a 1LT went to visit the 1SGT for a chat in his living area. The LT entered the room and placed his weapon against the corner. He left about 15-20 minutes later (weapon NOT in hand) The 1SGT patiently waited about 30 minutes to see if the LT would get his ‘defecation in sequence’. Then, the 1SGT proceeded to disassemble the LT’s weapon and distributed the parts among the living areas of the rest of the unit. “Don’t you just love it when a 1SGT Training Plan comes together…