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A fresh out of basic airman was in transit to his first duty assignment. When exiting the restroom at the airport, three other service members looked at him assuming he had used the facility and commented. In our branch of the military, they teach us to wash our hands after we use the restroom. The Airman turned and commented, they won't take someone in my branch of the service unless we know enough not to pee on ourselves.
A fresh out of basic airman was in transit to his first duty assignment. When exiting the restroom at the airport, three other service members looked at him assuming he had used the facility and cemented. In our branch of the military, they teach us to wash our hands after we use the restroom. The Airman turned and commented, They won't take someone in my branch of the service unless we know enough not to pee on ourselves.
This is a true story. My 1st MOS was 33S, and in the reserves I was dead-ended at Spec 5, and therefore not eligible for retirement, so I changed to MOS 31V. I traded in my Spec5 patch for SGT stripes, and became a Communications Supervisor. As a 33, I had plenty of experience with radios, not so much with running field wire for telephones. So in my first time in a field exercise, I said to my trusty Spec4 31K Wireman You mind the radios