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Military Joke

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After a marine and a sailor use a public restroom, only the sailor washes his hands. When the sailor asks the marine don't they teach you to wash your hands in the Marines after using a public restroom?" The marine answered "don't they teach you not to pee on your hands in the Navy?!"

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