Military Joke

At a pet store an old lady picked out a parrot for a pet. The pet store owner cautioned her the parrot had belonged to a Sailor and may say a few bad words. He told her the strap attatched to its leg is attatched to a bracelet on her arm, if the bird says a dirty word, whirl the bird around her arm and he'll stop. After having no problems with her pet, one Sunday she decided to take the bird to Church. After about 30 minutes the bird got restless and squawked out loud, It's damned hot."