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Military jokes
A collection of jokes shared across every branch and era.
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Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, Why do you want to join the Navy
JokeAn American, a German and a Dutch general are boasting in front of each other about the level of courage their troops have. The American yells out to one if his soldiers: You, dive underneath that submarine, show them what you have. The marine proceeds to jump in, swim under the sub and surfaces on the other side, panting. Told you they have guts"
JokeWas attending a charity event at a golf course here in Baltimore wearing kilts as well as to show our heritage as well.we tee off and then drove up to the first green were a group of very attractive ladies were finishing there putts when our 4some drove up one of the attractive ladies looked bewildered seeing us in kilts.She spoke hey is it true do u not wear anything under those kilts?" I answer with" it be true classy we don't wear anything underneath" Guess she had to find out so she placed her hand up under my kilt.feeling my manhood then quickly withdrawing
JokeTwo PFCS were sitting in the chow hall eating.One of them was eating a piece of corn on the cob and began to laugh,his buddy said whats so funny.The other said this is the only time I get to chew on Colonels.
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