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Prvt Andrews entered the service on July 17th 1958. On the the first day he was issued a comb. That afternoon his head was shaved. On the second day he was issued a tooth brush. That afternoon the post dentist pulled two of his teeth. On the third day he was issued a jock strap...Prvt Andrews was never seen or heard from again.

So these two marines are driving down the street one a lieutenant and one a private. the private tells the lietenany that he was rescued from a pow camp by the navy. The lietenant looks over and says well that doesn't make much sense the navy doesn't work with the corp. The private looks at him and says how was being a pow for half the war.

You know what ARMY stands for? Aren't Ready for Marines Yet.

A Army Wife and a Navy wife were at the annual Army/Navy football game where they had 50 yard seats! After the game, The Army wife asked the Navy wife How did she like the game? Navy wife replied, it was ok, but kinda rough over a coin. Puzzled, the Army wife asked Coin? Yea, said the Navy Wife, you know, they had a coin toss before the game got started, and all during the game all you heard was GET THE QUARTER BACK!!!"

Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, Why do you want to join the Navy

An American, a German and a Dutch general are boasting in front of each other about the level of courage their troops have. The American yells out to one if his soldiers: You, dive underneath that submarine, show them what you have. The marine proceeds to jump in, swim under the sub and surfaces on the other side, panting. Told you they have guts"

Was attending a charity event at a golf course here in Baltimore wearing kilts as well as to show our heritage as well.we tee off and then drove up to the first green were a group of very attractive ladies were finishing there putts when our 4some drove up one of the attractive ladies looked bewildered seeing us in kilts.She spoke hey is it true do u not wear anything under those kilts?" I answer with" it be true classy we don't wear anything underneath" Guess she had to find out so she placed her hand up under my kilt.feeling my manhood then quickly withdrawing

Two PFCS were sitting in the chow hall eating.One of them was eating a piece of corn on the cob and began to laugh,his buddy said whats so funny.The other said this is the only time I get to chew on Colonels.