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I think that I shall never hear, a lovelier poem than a beer, a beer that Joe's bar has on tap with golden base and foam me cap, the stuff that I can drink all day until it melts my mind away. Poems are made by fools I fear but only Corona can make a beer. (now you can use what ever beer name product you want in place of the corona name). Cheers guys and ladies.

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A woman asked me, why Marines treats female when in bed having sex like it will be their last day on earth. The Marine told her, we were under payed, and over sexed. Now keep your head down, pass me more ammo, so i can keep shooting.

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So I was in an airshow a while back, and I noticed that there was a USMC booth. There was three pairs of marines in the booth and two sets of pull up bars. I wanted to go but I realized I was too short. So I just stuck with the Air Force booth...

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A good boat name for a fishermen who also likes Cuban cigars... Sea-Gar A-Fish-ionado A good name for a powerboat owned by a German... Ich Bin Ein Bayliner I have a few more good ones on my nautical pun boat name... http://www.allthingsboat.com/boat-names/best-boat-names-funny/

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As we all know so well. Each of the services has it's own acronym... Funny thing is no body knew of one for the Air Force.... until now... A(ny) I(diot) R(eenlisting) For C(ivilian) E(mployment)

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Two young Marines were wandering around the LST that was transporting them to a training mission. They stopped at a scuttlebutt (drinking fountain) for a drink. One Private turns to the other Private and said this water tastes a little funny". The other Private says "yea

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Army First Sgt retired after 30 and along with his parrot of 25 years buys a chicken range. The parrot is even more militarized than the 1SG so the 1SG tells him it's time to forget all the BS, no more 0600 bugles, no formations, nothing just takin' it easy. The first day was a long one so it was rack time early. At 0600 sharp Top was awoken by the sounds of terror and mayhem in the chichen house. Thinking a Fox got in he grabs his shotgun and away he goes. Gun at ready he throws open the door and sees a scene of total mayhem. the parrot is yelling and screaming Reveille, Reveille get outa the rack and prepare for inspection. Grabbing the parrot by the neck he says, I told you we ain't in the Army no more so knock this shit off. Throws the parrot out and goes back to bed. Next morning 0600 hell's breaking loose

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There were a bunch of WWII draftees arriving to boot camp down south. The local madam running the brothel in the area was out to introduce herself" to them with her girls

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A DOCTOR TOLD HIS PATIENT,,YOU CAN'T CURE STUPID"

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Just because there are no complaints, doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

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This happened in school Student:air force sucks Me:sure Student:I'm enlisting in the marines...besides what is the point of the air force in mean every branch has air craft of kind Me:yeah but we look good flying Student:like I said useless marines can fight any were Me:yes......so let me know when your ready to leave?

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A Soldier and Marine were arguing about which branch was better. Eventually, the Marine hollers, Well

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