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Military Joke

- Community Member • All • November 16, 2025

NATO Commander in the desert. asked a group of troops. if you found a scorpion in your tent. What would you do?" ARMY said "I would throw a boot at it." Marine said" I would pick it up by the tail/stinger & eat it. Air Force said "I would call Room service & ask why is there a tent in my Room?""

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