Chuck Norris

Hey what would Chuck Norris do?

(Hey what would Chuck Norris do?)

I bet he'd kick an ass or two

(I bet he'd kick an ass or two)

Eat razor wire every day,

(Eat razor wire every day)

And you'll be living' the Norris way,

(And you'll be living' the Norris way)

Who's that man in the cowboy hat?

(Who's that man in the cowboy hat?)

In God's seat is where he's sat'

(In God's seat is where he's sat)

Drink battery acid every day,

(Drink battery acid every day)

And you'll be living' the Norris way,

(And you'll be living' the Norris way)

If you ever are stuck,

(If you ever are stuck)

Never fear just call on Chuck,

(Never fear just call on Chuck)

Kill ten men every day,

(Kill ten men every day)

And you'll be living' the Norris way,

(And you'll be living' the Norris way)