Military cadence

All • Presently Used • November 16, 2025

(Sung to the tune of Airborne Ranger) <br> <br>I see the bearded ninja <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br>Alone upon the hi-ill <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br>His name is Chuck Norris <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br>And kill I know he wi-ill <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br> <br>CHORUS: <br>Chuck No - orr - rr - iss <br>(Chuck, chuck, chuck he's the man!) <br>Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick! <br>(Platoon repeats) <br> <br>Now, Chuck's not a surgeon <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br>But he knows some tri-icks <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br>The quickest way to a man's heart <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br>Is with Chuck Norris' fi-ists <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br> <br>CHORUS <br> <br>If you get out of li-ine <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br>Chuck will put you in your pla-ace <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br>The power of a roundhouse kick <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br>Can be seen from outer spa-ace <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br> <br>CHORUS <br> <br>If you can see Chuck Norris <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br>Then he can see you-ou <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br>If you can not see-ee him <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br>He's prob'ly right behind you <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br> <br>CHORUS <br> <br>Don't break the law in Texas <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br>You'll put yourself in danger <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br>Chuck Norris' twin brother <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br>Is Walker Texas Ranger <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br> <br>CHORUS <br> <br>He doesn't have a chin <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br>But should still be fear-ed <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br>Legend tells of a third fist <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br>Behind his magnificent be-eard <br>(Platoon Repeats) <br> <br>CHORUS