All of the Ladies

If all of the ladies

Were holes in the road

And I were a dump truck

I'd fill 'em with my load

Singing' hey bobarebob

Hey boogie Woogie

Hey bobarebob

Hey boogie woogie woogie hey boogie woogie

If all of the ladies

were pies on a shelf

and I were a baker

I'd fill 'em all myself

Singing' hey bobarebob

Hey boogie Woogie

Hey bobarebob

Hey boogie woogie woogie hey boogie woogie

If all of the ladies

Were Bricks in a pile

and I were a Mason

I'd lay 'em all with style

Singing' hey bobarebob

Hey boogie Woogie

Hey bobarebob

Hey boogie woogie woogie hey boogie woogie

If all of the ladies

Were bells in a tower

And I were a Quire boy

I'd bang 'em every hour

Singing' hey bobarebob

Hey boogie Woogie

Hey bobarebob

Hey boogie woogie woogie hey boogie woogie

If all of the ladies

Showed me what's down there

And I were in the Navy

I wouldn't even care

Singing' hey bobarebob

Hey boogie Woogie

Hey bobarebob

Hey boogie woogie woogie hey boogie woogie

(My dad always through in that last bit, not sure if it's actually used by anybody but I like it. During the chorus part, only the person sounding off says the singing' part.)