Yogi Bear

The prettiest girl

I ever saw

Was sipping bourbon

Through a straw

The prettiest girl

I ever saw

Was sipping bourbon stomp, through a straw.

Her hair was blonde

Her eyes were green

The prettiest girl

I've ever seen

I walked right up

I sat right down

I ordered her

another round.

I placed my hand

upon her knee

she said GI

your teasing me.

I placed my hand

upon her thigh

she said GI

you must be high.

I placed my hand

where it was hot

She said G.I.

you've hit the spot

I picked her up

I laid her down

her long blond hair

lay all around.

I pushed it in

I pulled it out

It felt so good

I screamed and shout

the wedding was

a formal one

her daddy had

a big shotgun.

and now I've got

a mother-in-law

and 14 kids

who call me pa.

The moral of

The story is clear

Instead of bourbon stomp

Stick to beer!