New Hilarious Military Caption Contest!
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Military Caption Contest

Win a Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps or Coast Guard baseball cap!

Rate the Captions below to score the best!
"I HATE IT WHEN I GET THE DUTY ON THE 72 (LONG WEEKEND) I AM SO P-OOPED ON MONDAY MORNING, I AM WORTHLESS FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK."


" HEY---- ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO CHANGE THE FRONT WHEELS OR NOT?---------------------------------HEY GUYS WHERE THE HLL ARE YOU????"


"Good thing I ate my spinach today!"


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