New Hilarious Military Caption Contest!
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Military Caption Contest

Win a Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps or Coast Guard baseball cap!

Rate the Captions below to score the best!
"Disgruntled failed student from camouflage school"


"Three Hots and a Cot!"


"Dang it!! Trainee, I heard of the ugly stick, But who beat you with the whole tree"


"Ninja attack!"


"Anybody see that Crescent Wrench???"


"Dang it, the Venus Fly Trap is hungry!"


"PRIVATE! Stop screwing around in the bushes!"


"HQ, its either a beaver den or the best camouflage I have ever seen!!"


"STOP Shaking the tower!!!"


"Have we run out of clean fatigues?"


"HEY!!! You idiot I told you before to use the ladder."


"What's your major malfunction soldier"


"OH! ITS YOU, I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU WOULD BE BACK FROM LEAVE."


"(Urinating) Shaking the Bush Guard,Shaking the Bush!!"


"Get behind that bush Logan, but Sarge they can still see me!!!"


"I'm afraid of heights Sarge !"


"Sniper Candidate Jones,I said use leaves to make a Gilly suit, not a silly suit!"


"There went my GPS; how am I gonna find my way to the mess hall?"


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