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| The Marines are the best to say they were the first into battle and the first to arrive anywhere. ONE EXCEPTION = when they get to the Pearly Gates of Heaven they will find out the gates were built by the SEABEES. | |
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| Theres an ARMY guy and a Marine in the bathroom taking a leak, The Army guy zips up and starts to leave, The marine runs to stop him and says..."You know, in the Marines they teach us to wash our hands AFTER WE PEE." Then the Army guy SAYS..." In the Army they teach not to pee on our hands!" | |
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| Best branch of the US Armed Forces? A Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman and a Marine got into an argument about which branch of the service was The Best. The arguing became so heated the four servicemen failed to see an oncoming truck as they crossed the street. They were hit by the truck and killed instantly. Soon, the four servicemen found themselves at the Pearly gates of Heaven. There, they met Saint Peter and decided that only he could be the ultimate source of truth and honesty. So, the four servicemen asked him, Saint Peter, which branch of the United States Armed Forces is the best? Saint Peter replied, I cant answer that. However, I will ask God what He thinks the next time I see Him. Meanwhile, thank you for your service on Earth and welcome to Heaven. Sometime later the four servicemen see Saint Peter and remind him of the question they had asked when first entering Heaven and asked Saint Peter if he was able to ask God for the answer to their answer.? Suddenly, a sparkling white dove lands on Saint Peters shoulder. In the doves beak is a note glistening with gold dust. Saint Peter opens the note, trumpets blare, gold dust drifts into the air, harps play crescendos and Saint Peter begins to read the note aloud to the four servicemen: MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY TO: All Former Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines SUBJECT: Which Military Service Is the Best 1. All branches of the United States Armed Forces are honorable and noble. 2. Each serves America well and with distinction. 3. Serving in the United States military represents a great honor warranting special respect, tribute, and dedication from your fellow man. 4. Always be proud of that. Warm Regards, GOD, USAF, Ret. | |
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| A Story concerning two enlisted men enjoy. Two Privates were out in town and it seemed that everywhere they went it always stated that privates were not allowed. Well as time went on they were finally promoted to Corporals. This really excited them and they could not wait to get some leave to go out into town to be able to have some fun instead of having to go to the clubs where privates were allowed to go to. Well once out in town as corporals they were finally allowed into one of the clubs they used to think about visiting and being excited about receiving entrance to one of these establishments they decided that they would only give out there initials so they would not be able to get into trouble by name. Well they were inside the establishment and found a couple of ladies that they wanted to spend some time with and after they explained there intensions to these ladies they agreed to spend some time with them too. Once they arrived at the motel room the ladies inquired their names which they explained that they only wanted to give out there initials as not to be able to get into trouble on base. The ladies listened to their story and agreed that this was a wise and noble thing to do so they also informed them that they would also like to avoid trouble and would only give them their initials too. So the ladies stated that their initials were VD. Well everyone had a great time and upon returning to base they decide that they would see if they could possibly figure out what the ladies names were by looking up their initials and looking in the dictionary they found out that the initials for VD were described as a disease of the privates. Well they just laughed and stated well we do not have to worry about that because we are corporals now. | |
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| What did the marine say to the sub marine, if im a marine and you are a sub marine why do you taste like metal | |
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