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There was a Soldier, and a Sailor at the same bar drinking. The soldier goes into the restroom and takes a leak. Right before he walks out the sailor walks in.
The sailor noticed the soldier didnt wash his hands. The sailor then asked the soldier...
What, did they not teach you to wash your hands in the Army?
The soldier replied. No they taught me not to piss on my hands.
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Why does the Navy have Marines on their boats?
Because the sheep are too obvious
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The Navy is useful, they provide the ride, the chow, and the entertainment.
The Marines are better, they provide FREEDOM!
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a bunch of army rangers were white water rafting, screaming RANGER! RANGER! RANGER!.
God and Jesus were sitting on a tree stump watching them. Jesus looks at God and says dad, what would happen if you took out a quater of their brain.
God says lets see, so God takes out a quater of their brain. the army rangers started screaming RANGER! RANGER! RANGER! even louder.
Jesus asked God hey dad take out half of their brain and see what happens. So God takes out half of their brain. The rangers start yelling RANGER! RANGER! RANGER! louder and louder. by now Jesus is fustrated and he asks God hey dad take out all of their brain and see what happens.
So God takes out all of their brain and instead of yelling RANGER RANGER RANGER. they started singing, from the halls of montezuma to the shores of tripoli
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There was this wife of a marine that was working at wal/mart the nite shift, it was cold and snow was on the ground, and it was getting deeper every min. She remembered that her husband had told her that if a snow plow was going by to get behind it, and she would beable to get home safe, so that is what happened that night. She got behind this truck, and did as she was told. one hr. went by then two, and then the truck stoped the man got out came back to her car and ask her why she was following him, she told him what her husband had told her to do, and he said it was all right he was going over to the JC pennys parking lot now, and would she like to come over there too.
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