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Some college graduates were extolling the virtues of their respective schools. The West Point grad said simply,"MY school hires ALL its graduates. Would yours?"
E. David Sierra
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A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to an old veteran sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. "You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with DSL, BPS, light-speed processing .... and," pausing to take another drink of beer.... The old vet took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young, .. so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little twit, what are you doing for the next generation?" The applause was deafening. Don't you just love old vets...?
Stan Hadden

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A long time ago, I knew an old time Navy Chief who had, tatooed across his butt, 'stand clear, twin screws', this is true, and I've always thought pretty funny.
phil roddy usnavyretired

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I host exchange students from all over the world.Our student from Denmark was studying American History.One day she came home and ask me,Dad were you in the civil war? I said no,not that one. We all still laugh about that
Jack Brady

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The absent minded professor walked into the men's romm, unbuttoned his vest, pulled out his tie and pissed his pants
Jack Brady

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