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| When I came home from Navy boot camp, and my brother met me at the train station wearing his army uniform. We always argued about which uniform was the best looking, when an event occoured to stop all future arguments. We were waiting to cross the street when two girls pulled up at the light. "Oh,look!" one exclaimed, "A sailor!" I've never let him forget that line. | |
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| (Im in the ARMY and this is a joke kind of against the Marine corps...SORRY...) A company of Marines was marching through a jungle when they got to a hill. At the top of the hill stood a lone Army Ranger. Upon seeing the marines the Ranger yelled down, 'HEY I bet i can take ALL OF YOU!!' The Capt of the USMC CO laughed and sent 2 of his best corporals up the hill to bring the ranger down. As they neared the top of the hill, the ranger disappeared down the other side of the hill, they followed. 3 minutes later, the 2 corporals returned exhausted, and collapsed. The CAPT was then a little pissed so he sent 5 SGTs. They too went up the hill, down the other side and disappeared. They returned 20 mins later, also exhausted, one SGT DID have enough energy to say 'Sir, he tricked us there's -" and then he collapsed. The CAPT was then FURIOUS, so he sent the rest of his company over the hill. After an Hour all of his Marines returned exhausted. The last one to return, before he collapsed said, " Sir, he tricked us...there's 2 of them." | |
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| Three ladies were talking. One says she got stung by a honey bee and her whole hand swelled up. 2nd lady says she got stung by a bumble bee and her whole arm swole up. 3rd says thats nothing, I once got stung by a Seabee and my whole belly swole up. | |
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| A newly appointed 2LT and a senior NCO are in the restroom taking a pee. Both get done at the same time. The 2nd LT stops at the sink to wash his hands while the Senior NCO heads to the door. The 2nd LT is quite upset and says, "Excuse me Sergeant, but in ROTC they taught me to wash your hands after using the bathroom." The Senior NCO replies, "You are correct sir but at the NCO Academy we were taught how to not pee on our hands." | |
| Bob | |
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| A private walks outside to take a smoke and sees a young boy playing on the sidewalk with a pile of dog crap. Politely, he asked the boy "son, what are you doing playing with that dog crap?" The boy responded: "I'm building and NCO, private!" The private chuckled to himself and then went and got the SGM. "SGM you've got to see this. Ask the boy what he's doing." SGM went to the boy and asked "young man, what are you doing?" The boy said: "I'm building an NCO SGM!" SGM laughed and said "the chief's gotta see this." Then went and got the CW4. "Ask that boy what he's doing, chief." The chief walked out and asked the little boy "hey there young man, what are you doing playing with that dog crap?" To which the young man replied: "I'm building and NCO, sir!" Chief then asked "why aren't you building a warrant officer?" The boy quickly replied "Not enough shit!" | |
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